Hippies

Hippies are like lions.



They are good. In their natural habitat.



If you saw a hippie at some outdoor concert, you're like,



"Yes, things are in their natural place. All is well."



It would be the same way if you saw a lion in the Savannah.



However, if you saw a big old lion in your house, you would be like,



"AGHIErag;iurahtgos'cjhfjadkhtgoer!"



Or something along those lines.



The same goes for seeing hippies outside their natural habitat.



They shouldn't be at Costco buying friggin' deodorant.



It just doesn't make sense.